Today I present, with limited commentary, a brief pictorial of motherhood.

The featured picture? That is my son’s handprint. In Nutella. On my upholstered chair.

pee-on-chair

As for the other picture here, that is what you think it is, where you think it is, which is to say, NOT where it is supposed to be.

Sometimes all you can do is laugh, then run–very quickly–for the stain spray.