Wanna play a little game of Bingo? Here we go!
…It still counts as Bingo if I have the whole card covered, right?
I was hysterically laughing when I came across this illustration by artist Chelsea Larsson, who clearly has the hilarity of many moms’ breast-pumping realities down pat, as well as just about every other wackadoo scenario that motherhood encompasses.
Here are some other great ones:
For the first-time day care moms (and babies)
For the moms who never again can pee alone… (Read: all moms)
There are tons more great illustrations; you should give her a follow on Instagram and get ready for some LOLZ.
But my favorite, by far, is the Bingo! image above, mainly because I had no idea how common it was for so many other women to pump in the strangest of places. I’ve often thought of drawing a map of where my little sidekick has been, as I’m thinking its travel schedule could rival many humans’.
So in the spirit of “Oh, the Places You’ll Pump!”, a little tale of all the wondrous places my pump has seen. (Let’s just say it has an active social calendar.)
- Indy 500
- U.S. Open
- Philadelphia International Airport
- Hotel bathroom at black-tie gala, Orlando
- The car (both while moving and while stationary)
- Destination wedding in Amelia Island
- Concert (Bruno Mars)
- Converted audio booth in a TV news station
- TV news live truck
- Family party
What’s the saying… If you don’t laugh, your sore nipples will cry?
Happy mothering, my friends.
Damn, we’re an impressive bunch.